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singing

The act of using ones voice to produce musical sounds, often with the use of words.

Men in particular who can sing well, or even moderately well, gain an immense advantage over their peers as the ability to sing is by far the single most sexually attractive quality to a woman. In fact it is not uncommon for a male singer to have hundreds beautiful females vying for his affections within seconds of breaking into song.

Also, if accompanied by any form of rhythmic movement or dancing this effect can be multiplied tenfold.
Guy: (singing) "When the moon hits your eye..."

Girl 1: "Ahhhhh! Do me!"

Girl 2: *faint*
by 'ice' May 7, 2009
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idiot singing

When someone absentmindedly sings a crappy song over and over to themselves. If they don't know the whole song, they repeat the parts they do know, much to the annoyance of people around them.
Clerk: (quietly singing) "Ooh baby baby, how was I supposed to know/ something wasn't riiiiight..."

Receptionist: "Can you PLEASE stop that idiot singing! You have been singing Britney Spears for like 5 hours."

Clerk: "My God, you're right! I don't even like that song. Sorry."

...5 minutes later...

"Ooh baby baby..."
by figsandcheese November 5, 2009
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Expression used of someone detested and now safely dead, to damn them with faint praise. From the 1989 movie version of Batman, directed by Tim Burton.
Joker (Jack Nicholson) on TV address:

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.
by Fearman March 4, 2008
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throat singing

a concept of singing using your throat, not your diaphragm where you can harmonize all by yourself
Jon is fascinated by throat singing and the cool sounds he can make.
by drvgtopless August 19, 2007
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A Singing Frog

A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.

Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.

Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:

Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.

Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?

Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.

Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!

Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..

Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.

Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?

Man: Nevermind...

Example 2:

Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.

Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.

Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.

Dude 2: What? Shut up.

Dude 1: K...
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freddy the singing bear

Freddy is a animatronic bear that sings for kids at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. He is known for being in Five Nights at Freddy. Five Nights at Freddy's is a fictional horror game that has you survive 5 nights to watching creepy robots to earn money.
Freddy holds a microphone and sings. Freddy has many different forms, here are some: Freddy, Toy Freddy, Old Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, Showtime Freddy, and Shadow Freddy.
Freddy The Singing Bear is gonna kill us.
by bigchungus223 May 13, 2019
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Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir
"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"
by Mitchell G June 15, 2008
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