stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025

Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 9, 2008

doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 12, 2008

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017