Simpete

a female version of a simp; Someone who will say anything to please someone , in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

“Omg I’m such a simpete over this boy!”

by ellie carkeek July 21, 2020

Simpette

Noun.

A female who has been rejected by a male but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.

Brittney is a major simpette for ditching us for those fuckboy.

by Slimthicc_bitch March 24, 2020

Simpette

A girl that goes crazy over a guy and will kiss their ass and do anything for them. Basically the girl version of a simp

Omg I hate her, she’s such a simpette

by clownery_bitch May 25, 2020

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

simpetus

the reason for simping

Guy 1: Yeah, my simpetus was Belle Delphine; how about you?
Guy 2: Why are you in my bed?

by bricks3958 June 23, 2020

Simpstina

A weirdo named Kristina who likes more boys than she has braincells. She most likely has an odd since of humor and is mad no boys like her. She isn't satisfied with her personality and constantly changes it to fit in.

Yo! Look at Kristina flirting with those 4 boys and helping them with home work! They should call her Simpstina

by Skirrrrttttt October 10, 2020

Simpette

Noun, Female Simp

Malisa: I would do anything for Tod. Tods friend: bro, she's such a simpette. Tod: hi I'm Tod

by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020