simons

Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!

The Simons family won first today.

by Nurses101 March 26, 2019

john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014

simms

someone who is ethnically confused.
A fucking tool.

SSGt Christopher Simms, USMC

by basterdchildrenofthewing March 15, 2010

Simos

Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.

Damn your beard is almost as sexy as Simoses

by Sabr94 November 23, 2021

SimonStopidian

guy that's really funny and ermm has very original content that cracks many people up.

someone tell SimonStopidian to help me get to 100 community members.

by ooferthesubwoofer November 5, 2023

Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️

Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever

by erulccm nai June 2, 2019

Ryder Simms-Reeve

Doesn't look like it but will fuck you up on the court in every way. Whether its handles, shooting or layups. BUT HE DOES THEE BEST IS HIS BRUTAL POST AND PAINT MOVES AND SCORING. YOU CAN'T GUARD THIS BALLER EVEN IF YOU'RE BIGGER THAN HIM. YOU. CAN'T. STOP. HIM. IN. THE. PAINT. BIH!!!

"That guy just Ryder Simms-Reeved that cuh up!"

by MasihaGhavanloo July 20, 2020