simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

Siakis

Siakis is not a person he's an idea. He's handsome he's talented he has the whole pack.
ps he has a huge fucking cock

Did u check that guy?

Yes he's a fucking siakis

by Ihavefuckingaids June 7, 2021

Sikia

Sikia is literally the greatest friend of all time. No one can beat her. She will stick by you until the very end and will not give up on you. They wait forever even when you just say wait a minute and literally are like your soul sister. Never let Sikia go as they will never let you go. Sikia holds on tight but you should be extremely happy as she is the best person you can meet. She is loyal, funny, caring, smart and insanely talented.

Who's your best friend?
I don't really have one, but I do have a sister, Sikia!

by bigbraindumbo October 11, 2021

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

throw a sickie

To take a day off from work, sick leave, by pretending to be ill.

See also 'chuck a sickie'.

Emma was hungover on Tuesday and she just felt like going shopping, so she decided to throw a sickie.

by bleurgh January 4, 2008

sickie

A sick day that you take when you just don't feel like going to work or had too much to drink the night before.

"Dude, I was so hungover this morning, I pulled a sickie"

by Flo January 28, 2004

Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004