lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?
by The Drew-Ski December 21, 2010
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by B. Buster September 11, 2006
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Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone (815) 993-6585 or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .
Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.
by Rocmaven November 13, 2011
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by IamEugene September 11, 2006
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by tinytom December 9, 2008
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Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Person 1: I met someone online today.
Person 2: What are they like?
Person 1: Oh, they're a SilentJarl
Person 2: What are they like?
Person 1: Oh, they're a SilentJarl
by NotSilentJarl December 16, 2021
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