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skeeze

The combination of the words skank and sleeze. Normally applied to sleeze like males who are rude, obnoxious, and have no morals about their quest to have sexual intercourse with as many females as possible (regardless of how unattractive they are). Normally these primates congregate around high school quads, college fraturnaties, singles bars, dance clubs, and pornographic stores. Can be identified by the smell of alcohol, pop collar, bad dancing, inapproriate behavior, loud ranting, grease covered skin and hair, and heavy application of AXE Body Spray. A skeeze is offensive to all five senses.
Shawn is such a skeeze. He doesn't care who he has sex with or what he has to say to get in their pants. He may be getting a girl drunk right now as we speak.
by Prince Cherry January 14, 2009
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skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.
Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.
by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009
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Skeeze

1. (n) One who exhibits slut- or whore-like qualities, but is known to be more filthy, dirty, and of lower moral standards than the average slut.

"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.

See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze
Guy #1: "Jesus.. look at that girl.. is that a skirt or a belt? I can't tell.."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
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SkeezeAssface

A nasty, dirty, whoring person who has the face of an ass.
"Hey Doucher."
"Hey SkeezeAssface"
by Charkanine August 23, 2011
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Skeezed Out

Skeezed out
1. Verb, transitive, always paired together with the adverb "out" + a personal pronoun .
- To give someone the creeps or the willies (except in the U.K. where giving the willy to someone has a completely different meaning and can get you arrested) Usually accompanied by involuntary shaking, dry mouth, goose bumps, hair standing up on the nape of the neck and/or, in extreme circumstances causing loss of bladder or bowel control.

Skeezed out

2. Verb, intransitive, To be unpleasantly made aware of something. To be spooked, disgusted, shocked or incredulous of something or someone.
1. Man, I was really skeezed out by that big-ass cobweb with dozens of baby spiders on it when I walked into it in the dark.
2. James was skeezed out on his wedding night when he discovered that his new husband had three testicles.
by CrazyIvoryPounder February 21, 2023
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skeeze

1. a male or female who is ammoral and dirty. 2. a word used to insult just about anyone.
by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003
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Skeeze

Someone who excessively flirts with others, or generally treats others, in a suggestive or greasy manner.
"Jack is such a skeeze. He flirts with everyone and doesn't realize we all think he's greasy and scary."
by Daveykins October 4, 2005
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