shifty chubs

When your a chub on the court but your one of the better faster players

Guy 1: Damn that guys fat
Guy 2: Naw Man he's shifty af
Guy 3: Ya he's got shifty chubs

by David Pedatella May 16, 2016

tyler sift

A parody of "Taylor Swift" used on TikTok, most commonly used in a sound naming parodies of her albums.

Tyler Sift, Fearful, Steak hou-ouse, Bobby Fla-a-a-a-y, 1972, revelation, Liver, fork, elena of avalor

by RealOvergreen November 30, 2021

sifter

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever

he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter

by [e-mail] November 19, 2007

Shifty

In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.

by Cattlerider January 15, 2017

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

by Trav September 27, 2004

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

low down and shifty

Someone who doesnt feel right, you cant put your finger on it.

"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty

by babnuggetz April 11, 2009