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Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
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Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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shea noeg

noun.- this is said when a random black person walks into a room and two white, yet suprememly ghetto/hoodrich, kids notice the negroe's presence.
"Yo Kurt.. we got a shea noeg at twelve-o-clock.. what a g'! I bet he's got a grill what you think"
by Shaka Khan July 7, 2006
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Sheanne

Sheanne is someone who is caring, and lovely. She's super cute and attractive, and is a very sporty type of girl. If you need to talk to someone, Sheanne will be there to listen to everything, and give you good feedback and advice. Although she's very, VERY sarcastic she knows how to have a good time and boost the mood anywhere. She spoils people she has close to her, and tries to give as much as she can.

This person is the type to focus on her grades, and Sheanne is a straight A student without trying. If you have a friend or girlfriend Sheanne, keep her close, cause she's a keeper!
Person #1: Aww, Sheanne is such a sweet person.
Person #2: IKR! Whoever she's friends with are lucky.
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Ariel Shea

(Pronounced: AIR-EE-EL SHAY)

A name that could only belong to the most bad ass, alluring, beautiful rebellious girl. She is sometimes absent minded but over all extremely intelligent and extraordinarily charming. Losing her would be the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone. If you ever meet an Ariel Shea, take advantage of that oppurtunity.
God, I wish I had a chance to date that Ariel Shea.
by Anonymously Correct June 23, 2011
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Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.
I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!
by Mattwest June 9, 2015
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Mike Shea

The type of guy who shows up to a party uninvited and has suspicions about literally everyone. Sometimes a mike Shea could pull through but in a very low key way. Most of the time he is just a guy who likes to get people bopped and is a real titty ass nigga
Robie: “Yo, I’m gonna show up to the party tonight with some of my boys, is that straight?”
Matt: “ Don’t be a Mike Shea and kinch out”
by Wonderboy1256 April 27, 2019
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