Shump

The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time

Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump

by Skaiderade April 5, 2015

Swumpkin

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

by HappyHappyHipposHealHangovers March 22, 2011

Shwamper

A Tweaker, Crytal Addict. Someone who smokes, or sniffs Crystal Meth.

Dude you're Boy is a Shwamper.What's up Shwamper!Ay bro you still Shwamping?

by S.FEEZY AKA The Kid October 30, 2011

Shumpin'

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

Shwumbly

A word used to describe that 'drone of dread' often heard in movies or horror media. Used by Markiplier in his recent video on the horror game "From the Darkness" to describe the noise playing in the background.

That music is awfully.. shwumbly.
Markiplier's video, "ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING | From the Darkness" at 31:09

by crypt1 July 11, 2022

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005