shwittering

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

by toenail78 May 5, 2008

Shittle Foosh

When you take a goldfish cracker and stick it in a goldfish's mouth then shove the goldfish up your ass.

Jake loves to shittle foosh with Chris' goldfish.

by dreamingofscreaming February 21, 2009

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 26, 2011

shittle pop

what you get when somebody shoves your ice lolly up their anis, leaving a slight trace of poo on the end of you popsicle.

you: dude my butt is so itchy.
friend: here, use my popsicle.
you: aw thanks dude, do you want it back?
friend: no thanks dude. i cant eat that, you've left me with a shittle pop.

by jmac97 April 8, 2012

shittle dicks

Something to yell when you canoth come up with some thing else when you are
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.

Yakov- Oh Shittle DICks the Fucking noob slut just shot me, ass hole.

by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

shittles

little pieces of shit that melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand

Shittles!, taste the ass

by Anonymous October 25, 2003