shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!

Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.

by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011

Shrimb

Sticking a pen/pencil up you penis hole

Me: wanna have a shrimb party on the weekend
Friend: sure! Where at?
Me: My grandmas house! At 6pm

by JonahCrab fan November 17, 2019

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

Shrimp Town

A mysterious destination in-between two dimensions that can only be accessed by a certain kind. You have to be granted access with consideration of the depth of substance abuse. If you are lucky you will be accepted onto the bus and will be transported to the land of the shrimp.

'we going to shrimp town baby!"

by Mr Kyro December 12, 2019

Limp Shrimp

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!

Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.

by xoCheshirecatxo July 3, 2011

los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019