Shrupe

To correct ones self's foreskin when uncircumcised

' I had to Shrupe myself in order to urinate so I didn't piss over the floor'

by Crabmalist October 15, 2019

Shruti

This girl is a fucking amazing person.If you know this girl YOU NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER.AND GUYS GO FOR HER SHE IS AMAZING TAKE A CHANCE AND DATE HER.She is a very good friend and can be a very good girlfriend.

Shruti will you be my girlfriend?

by Shruti Patel February 15, 2019

Schrute Buck

Fake currency used in an episode of the tv show "The Office". Equal to 1/1000 of a cent.

"Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

by jimbo22 May 13, 2008

Schruted It

pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.

by icoz June 26, 2010

Shruti Standard Time

Shruti Standard Time (SST)

1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.

Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!

by nirvana1221 November 17, 2019

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.

C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!

by Yngwie February 8, 2008