Toaster Strudeled

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.

Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019

Cherry Strudel

The sexual act of a female gently squating flat-footed over the face of a man while he lies on his back. The female then rubs her vagina, 'taint' and anus across the man's mouth and nose. This can be done in repeated singular strokes or continuously while remaining in contact with the individuals face. Not to be confused with plain ol' face-sitting: this way the female controls various movements and intensity.

dude 1: "Last night my girl said she'd do anything I wanted."

dude 2: "So did you finally ask her to sit on your face?"

dude 1: "Naw man, even better. I asked her to give me a cherry strudel...and she did!"

by YogE Bear June 4, 2010

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

strudeling

To cum on a girl's stomach making designs like you would on a toaster strudel.

I was strudeling on her stomach and she got mad because part of the design got on her shirt.

by JulieP May 9, 2006

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Dwide Schrude

Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."

by Knew too much help October 10, 2020