Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shloobster

A pet name for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear.

"Shloobster, are you making some tea?"

by Sponge teeth October 7, 2014

Shloobster

A term used for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear

"Shloobster, make me some tea?"

by Sponge teeth October 9, 2014

slobster butter

The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.

" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."

by Fuck shit ass March 16, 2016

scrabster

When a dog starts shagging your leg

I went round my mates the other day and his dog started going for it on my leg, the little Scrabster

by Drewidthegreat August 31, 2017

shoyster

1. To smack it really hard

Give him a good old shoyster Sam, that’ll show him!

by Sexy Saxman October 10, 2018

Smobster

A Smobster is someone who belongs to the SMOB (Saahel's Fan Army). It's the self-identifying term for a Saahel (IG @saahellmusic) fan.

Bro, Saahel is just amazing, I'm such a Smobster!

by Saahel Supremacy December 5, 2022