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second screening

The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.
During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.

Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.
by MikeInDC October 27, 2020
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Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass
Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.
by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016
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shrekkin

having sex with a rather large person
person 1: yo, man, you know that chick i was smashin' last night?
person 2: that huge one?
person 3: hell yeah! i was shrekkin that shit
by xchiropractorx August 14, 2009
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Screening

1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.

3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC
I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!

Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.
by Sygnette May 26, 2018
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Dual screening

The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.

Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.

Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.

When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.
Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.

Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG

Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.
by Jazzalenko September 4, 2011
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Shrekligion

The glorious following of the Ogrelord and his donkey and how he showed his people of the onion the way to everlasting life and happiness in the land of the swamp.

Shrek is love.

Shrek...is...life.
"Shrek is love, shrek is life, become a layer of almighty onion and follow the benevolent Ogrelord today, join the movement of Shrekligion.
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shredding it

When someone is totally nailing it, one could say they're "shredding it."
We'll be giving Charlie 5 out of 5 on his performance review, he's totally shredding it.
by Artanis9652 September 28, 2020
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