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Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples
Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"
by Dubsauce July 26, 2007
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sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.
(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!
by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004
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Shwamper

A Tweaker, Crytal Addict. Someone who smokes, or sniffs Crystal Meth.
Dude you're Boy is a Shwamper.What's up Shwamper!Ay bro you still Shwamping?
by S.FEEZY AKA The Kid October 30, 2011
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dick scrambler

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?
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shambler

The fucked up monster that scared the crap out of you in Quake 1.
Tum tee tum, I'll just walk down this corrido....ARGH WTF IT'S A SHAMBLER OH DEAR GOD *zzzzzzzzzzzap*
by haze January 14, 2004
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Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
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Sampler Plate

A place with people from many distinct cultures, coupled with the fact that one wants to bang people from all cultures. It is to be done in the matter of choosing cultures as if it were a sampler place or a buffet. Large universities are excellent Sampler Plates.
Damn, Ohio State is a Sampler Plate bro! Shit hits different...

Dude, tf are you talking about? Pussy is pussy.
by the cool duder August 30, 2020
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