Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.

Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.

by AAAtriple February 16, 2010

Dark Snowman

The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.

I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.

by Lightwork May 7, 2018

shwoman

A first year female college student, short for freshwoman.

I hear the senior QB has been seen around campus with a hot little shwoman!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021

Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.

Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."

by Crahan September 12, 2008

Snowmance

The brief but intense relationship formed between strangers undertaking similar acts in the snow. This could encompass the respectful nod between two people Suicycling, talking to neighbours you have never spoken to as you shovel driveways, or asking the man beside you if he wants to grab a beer after pushing a stranded motorist's vehicle. Most snowmantic relationships are fleeting.

I got three hugs off separate strangers today. Snowmance is in the air.

by McJive December 23, 2010

Do You Want To Build A Snowman

No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.

Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013

by MrRandomDudeOnTheUrban September 15, 2014

texas snowman

When she sprinkles cocain all over her ass followed by setting a hat on her butt then adding a cookie on each ass cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her ass before telling you to enjoy.

My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.

by Km243 August 18, 2017