shortbread

Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.

by Kaia Jade December 20, 2010

Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

by FreshZest May 3, 2012

Showerhead hottie

The person a woman fantasizes about while masturbating with the showerhead.

Brad Pitt is my favorite showerhead hottie.

by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Showerhead Concert

To put it lightly ... "self-love"

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!

by Chris9234 November 4, 2013

ShowerHeadFD

A person with an above average sized penis, FD meaning Fat Dick.

Hey ShowerHeadFD! I should go visit fluxteam.net

by ilobeshowerhead July 3, 2023

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is were you either buzz kill something or you have bagelled something or you are a failure.

shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing

shortbreading it
lame shortbread kryptonite fuck
shortbreaded
you shortbread
your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

Showered

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology

He's new clothes are showered

by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011