shoeless camel

a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.

so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.

"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"

by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006

shitless

When nothing and nobody can disturb, annoy or otherwise anger an individual. They could be said to be shitless.

I told lawrence he stank of shit and he said 'sound'

Wow lawrence is one shitless motherfucker

by johnbyrne2122 March 6, 2014

shitless

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

by animedude April 24, 2004

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

spotlesslion

A lion

“Hey, man have your seen the spotlesslion.”
“You mean the fucking lion?”

by Spotlesslion October 13, 2019

Spotless

it means when something is brand new and likeable. like when given a compliment on anything they use the word spotless.

Dude 1: damn those are some badass shoes!

Dude 2: cha man, their spotless.

Dude 1: lol artard.

by D!39o February 1, 2008