starwberry shortcake

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.

I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

chocolate strawberry shortcake

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake

tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

Folgers shortcake

The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.

See also, strawberry shortcake.

The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.

by Glen Schraum November 10, 2008

strawberry shortcake

1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.

1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 28, 2005

Strawberry ShortCake

When you eat a girl out with her period.

Yo dude i heard he gave her a strawberry shortcake at the party.

by Dasiy Love July 7, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)

Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....

by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019

Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017