shagmyster

A man who looks scruffy. Walks around like a meth monkey. Pale and toof less thinking he can have sex with other meth monkeys fentanyl ferrets and Percocet possums in ky-

Hey did u see shagmyster? There he goes! Chasing a fentanyl ferret

by Miss Understood81 February 4, 2022

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Shysterism

The act of being a shyster, one whom runs scams, is full of shit, dishonest and /or shady….

I am so tired of Matt and his shysterism, he's always running some type of scam!

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

money grabbing jew shyster

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!

Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!

by LaLaLane December 13, 2007

Shumster

A person would love to take your (shum).

That girl is a complete Shumster.

by Tyler Andrews December 19, 2006

Shyster

Someone who makes a career out of setting up bogus companies that recruit backpackers to make unsolicited calls aiming to fool unwary people into buying worthless services like advertising on their internet business directories or investment scams that pretend to offer huge returns but actually pay a small portion of the original investment then collapse and take the rest. In Australia, over half of them live on the Gold Coast.

Don't call me again you Gold Coast Shyster..

by Sublemonal March 28, 2015

shoyster

1. To smack it really hard

Give him a good old shoyster Sam, that’ll show him!

by Sexy Saxman October 10, 2018