Shmungus

A species living on the planet Shmungor, at war with the shmingus.

Person 1: Shmungus
Person 2: Shming?

by Shminguy September 26, 2023

Schmunguss

An all knowing being that controls everybody/the world

Hes acting so wack he might be possessed by the Schmunguss

by Schmunguss researcher April 26, 2023

Scromungus

A communicable sickness similar to the common cold or flu.

Sosa caught the scromungus while playing chicken with Hernandez

by Joe Dude June 7, 2023

Shmunguss

The person you always forget is there because they’re boring and quiet but you also depend on them somewhat frequently.

Where’s the shmunguss? I swear i just seen him. He knows how to fix the tv.

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Smemungus

The greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy's houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip.

I pray to Smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on George W. Bush.

by Jakel October 24, 2004

shmungus

a piece of shit( to certain people this person may be a piece of shit) who has an HUMONGOUS dick

guy: “YO DID U HEAR ABT PETE DAVIDSON?”

guy 1: “Yea supposedly he’s a shmungus,”

Arianna Granda, Kim K, and others: “😍😍😍😍😍😍”

by jacksbeenabeanstalk March 4, 2023

Shmunguss

**shmunguss** (*noun*, /ˈʃmʌŋɡəs/)

1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**

*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*

2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**

*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*

**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."

Are you a shmunguss? Nah, I lost my shmungussness ages ago

by SkibidiGyattSigma69 January 31, 2025