shoemakered up

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.

He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!

by Tine1144 February 12, 2022

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself

Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley

by Lady Dick October 19, 2008

Mrs. Shoemaker

Term used to describe extremely fun and kind English teachers.

My English teacher is so nice. She’s like a Mrs. Shoemaker.

by city>united July 17, 2022

Shoemaker

If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.

"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"

by SyrianKid November 12, 2020

cierra shoemaker

The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though

Cierra shoemaker is my future wife

by relytreklaw April 15, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022