Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????
by KumDumpster May 12, 2022
Get the Trint Shoemakermug. 1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010
Get the german shoemakermug. by Lady Dick October 19, 2008
Get the Joseph Michael Shoemakermug. Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
by Nishnob October 26, 2015
Get the shoemakermug. If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.
by SyrianKid November 12, 2020
Get the Shoemakermug. by Big boy 89 April 21, 2017
Get the gresham shoemakermug. The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though
by relytreklaw April 15, 2022
Get the cierra shoemakermug.