The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".
Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.
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Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.
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1: Oh snap.
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