Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a October 24, 2008

Shocked

A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.

Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.

by Rectus April 29, 2009

Shocked

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018

Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Shocked and Rupauled

An ugly dragqueen.

I was shocked and rupauled when I saw Steve dressed in his sisters dress.

by FunnyFood July 19, 2010

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Pussy Shocked

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.

Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.

by Nairdied January 2, 2008