Gay shmoke

The act of blowing smoke on 2 or more niggas whom are about to engage in sum gay shi

Jerry and Mario were getting too close to each others face so i had to pull a Gay shmoke on them

by ThiccMalone August 26, 2018

Shmokin

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021

Shmoe

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

Shmew

adj: to be shmewful

noun: anything and everything can be shmew any word can be replaced with shmew

country of origin: Shmewzacistanberg

If your friend is being mean he is being a shmew

If you stub your toe you can say shmew

your friend tells you a haircut would look good on you and you say shmew in a good way etc.

by Kionasagirlygirl December 31, 2011

Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

schmowned

It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.

an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!

by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010