Shmooplacopter

1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.

2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.

3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.

Holy $H!T!?! Did that Shmooplacopter just hit the World Trade Center?!

by W3SL3YG123 January 18, 2011

Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

shmoopi

1.best friend
2.love of your life
3.the one you want to wake up next to for the rest of your life!

Cindy is definately my shmoopi forever!

by rosedawgz March 7, 2009

schmoopy

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. Excessively sentimental.
Given to or displaying mawkish affection or amorousness.

All over, attached, caring, crazy about, crazy for, crazy over, dear, devoted, doting, fond, friendly, huggy, kind, lovey-dovey, loving, mushy, nutty about, partial, soft on, tender, warm, warm-hearted

Don't get all schmoopy on me, I just want casual sex. If you get all schmoopy I'm out.

by Joy March 31, 2005

Shmoop

the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet

Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.

by TheAmbassador April 5, 2013

shmoop

term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA

does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.

by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003

shoopy poopy

1. Something you scream or yell when you forget what you were going to say.

2. A good name for a mop brand.

"So, I was about to- SHOOPY POOPY!"

by D_And_J January 16, 2014