Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

Shonga Bonga

BIG COCK

Tall guy with a shonga bonga.

by donga don September 4, 2022

shmongologombus

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.

There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.

by Elder Plops September 26, 2022

shomongalong

A person addicted to black tar heroine

Hey Jeff did you try some of jimmys black tar heroine it got me shomongalong

by Shomongalong lord September 24, 2023

shmongy

KFC worker

You’re all shmongys

by Shmongy October 13, 2023

Shmonday

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008