Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john

Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.

by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018

shmoop

an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad

kaden is so shmoopy

by shmoopypants April 19, 2022

Pulled a Shlomo

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

by Mangathings March 20, 2023

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 5, 2010

shmoo

First Drawn by Al Capp in his comic strip Li'l Abner in 1948.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.

When you need something, go find yourself a shmoo.

by V7_Chad July 16, 2007

shmoof

the word shmoof is a word that describes the feeling you get when you want to squish something real bad

my dog is so cute i wanna shmoof him

by ilovedogsbetterthanu June 14, 2017

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

by Hermin the German June 8, 2015