smolfering

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.

"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."

by mayhemic July 30, 2004

shouldering

When you are out of breath because a girl is so fly. You pant so hard your shoulders are moving

"Hey j-low do you see that fly girl"
"Yeah man, shotty got me shouldering"

by Nxk April 3, 2016

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

Cold Shouldering

A move used in football to purposely avoid making a tackle, most commonly used by Edison linebackers wearing #3

Max has perfect cold shouldering form

by growballs3 December 2, 2010

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

Schmouldering

Where one is to get intoxicated on alcohol or other substances and act like a funny cunt and rage it up.

Hey John, let's schmoulder this weekend.
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.

I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!

Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.

Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..

by tga goon June 5, 2011

Smoldering

Looking like Caleb Kang.

He was totally smoldering.

by WhooliaJulia March 27, 2021