shmee shmee: to poo on somone's forhead, wipe it off with a paper towel. take the paper towl roll it up and put in your mouth. chew it up, spit it out and shove it up ur sexaul partners ass.
sally and i shmee shmee'd (( past tense )) last night. but she did all the work.
by curtis ducken September 24, 2007
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In Saddleworth, up in the northwest of England, Shmee is used as a greeting between friends. I also say it to my mates when they look glum, it makes them smile.
Also when im fuelled with rowdy energy, i shout Shmee- helps me to exit the rowdyness from my system :)
by loudav87 April 17, 2006
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A nickname given to Sammy by the angsty teen community. It is used as an insult among the angsty teens. Shmee does not deserve this hate, but gets it anyway because the angsty teen community is a bunch of losers.
Kid: Shmee sucks.
Kid 2: Only angsty teens say that.
by ReeeeeMeister666Except420 October 28, 2018
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A word that expresses aggravation, angst, or exasperation, (usually directed towards the opposite sex or your strange roommate.)
Derived from the Schowalewski family.
"Julia, we're out of macaroni and cheese"

-"Shmee"
by JillyJingles January 2, 2009
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"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"
by Ematalie Wheelsdale September 24, 2009
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A word that really chill people scream at the top of their lungs in a very loud, obnoxious, sound with a slight asian accent.
It is usually used for answering a question positivley.
"Are you going to the party tonight"
he/she then replys
" Yaah kid party, Shmee"
by Witz Ked Yaah May 27, 2009
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