Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shlung

A long thin hose

Whipped out my shlung to extinguish my girlfriends' needs ;)

by Dank Phill October 14, 2016

shluffy

Sleep.

"It's late. Time for shluffy!"

by Oh Tired One March 28, 2009

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel June 19, 2005

shlub

a person of absolute uselessnes

dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub

by superchevycamaro October 15, 2010

Shluff Like A Champ

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."

Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.

by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011

scluf

-to fool somebody, mess with somebody

(also to get sclufy)

Yo, i sclufed that mug like he was milky of something yo.

by spoleze February 15, 2003