Noun. Of the Anus.
Another word for the Anus, Bumhole, Chocolate Starfish, Etc.
Usually clean and bleached in this case.
Like a supermodels ring.
Another word for the Anus, Bumhole, Chocolate Starfish, Etc.
Usually clean and bleached in this case.
Like a supermodels ring.
Stu was bored with being turned down for recieving gay sex because of his dirty brown ring, so he decided to get it bleached at his local clinic and arrived home that day with a shiny new Salotch.
by The Spade KOT September 13, 2007
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The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.
by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021
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by dali lama June 24, 2006
Get the shloncha mug.a 'sloppy crotch' otherwise known as a 'loose meat sandwich' belonging to a female of the 'used and abused' variety.
by itputsthelotiononitsskin December 19, 2013
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by Revolution Films June 6, 2005
Get the slotch mug.1. A word that is not actually a "bad word" but sure sounds like one. Can be used to speak badly of someone, or to shout at traffic. Best if accompanied with "Fuckin'"
1. "Do you like Ryan Reynolds?" "Nah dude, that guys a fuckin' slotch"
2. (After Being Cut-off) "GET OFF THE GOD DAMN ROAD YA FUCKIN' SLOTCH!!!"
2. (After Being Cut-off) "GET OFF THE GOD DAMN ROAD YA FUCKIN' SLOTCH!!!"
by PaulieD,2thousand&3 August 26, 2009
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by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008
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