shives

when one sweats profusely in the ass and has a very hairy buttoxe several drops of sweat begin to accumulate on those ass hairs...very noticeable on fatassed and hairy assed people especially when ones ass is not covered allowing the shives to drip freely instead of being absorb into clothing..usually occur when a hairy assed male is in the heat in the nude or while wearing a man thong

omg dave my shives are dripping off my ass into my shoes making my feet sweaty

by max3934598e4545 September 7, 2005

Steve Shives

A feminazi youtuber, controlled by his wife, that would block anyone that disagrees with her (I mean him), on every social platform.

Damn! Steve Shives is a real cuck.

by Roadrage101 June 20, 2017

Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

by Inev July 25, 2003

t-shive

To vege out: sit on the couch, lay in bed, and just generally do nothing.

"Hey man, what you doing today?"
"Probably just gonna stay home and t-shive."
"You lazy ass."

by BeanieMan May 5, 2009

Shively Roundsteak

1. bologna, literally bologna sausage 2. a finely hashed/ground pork sausage consisting of the undesirable meat scraps on the slaughterhouse floor and containing cubes of lard that originated in the Italian city of Bologna; considered a delicacy in the Kentucky city of Shively.

Aw hell naw, that fool got a Shively Roundsteak sandwich.

by frateshaykr October 19, 2008

shive darking

Blocking online with the intention of pissing them off.

"This person is really annoying me, he's shive darking me!"

by nim737 December 15, 2016

shiving about

to be naughty, to fool around, to have fun sexually

i miss shiving about with my girlfriend

by eyebrow2 September 8, 2006