shitturdery

One step past a shittery. When some level of decorum is in order, or when in mixed company, it is good to have a stronger term than shittery.

Everything is effed up....what a shitturdery.

by DCTreeMan November 14, 2017

Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!

I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.

by Buford3 April 30, 2009

Shitarsedcant

An individual, who doesn't wipe properly after bodily functions.

That kevin Fenn is nothing but a shitarsedcant

by Tailmocker October 8, 2003

shitteded

when ur a dyslexic 5 yrold and this is what u think past tense of shit is although its funny

kid: hey mommy guess what. mom: what. kid: i fudden shitteded

by i_shitteded March 7, 2021