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Shitstruck

To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.

A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.

An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.

When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.
Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."

"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."

Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"
by bretsky247 April 28, 2013
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shitfucknuts

the feeling of utter failure not accurately described by "shit" or "fuck" with the addition of nut's at the end to give it a lightened tone.
1. SHITFUCKNUTS! My wheel just fell off of my car and i'm about to crash into a fiery oblivion!

2. What the shitfucknuts man, why would you steal my kidney while I'm sleeping? Seriously.
by BeeDT June 12, 2010
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Shitfuckton

A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.
How much reading do I have to do by tomorrow? A shitfuckton!
by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010
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shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass
"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)
by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017
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shitfuck

A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness
The car is over there shitfuck
by magnarider June 12, 2006
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Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.
Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.
by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011
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shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.
Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”
by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
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