Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017

shitstick

a person who is an overall buttnugget and douchenoggin all in one. they are an absolute terror to society and have no chill. they also get no bitches

wow he’s suck a shitstick!

by sauce.my.pasta May 14, 2022

shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

Shitstick

Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.

Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.

by P.W. Toastman September 18, 2016

Shitstick

To have shit smeared across your mouth/lips after eating someone's ass

Don't go kissing Derek! D'You see Derek the other day walkin around wearing his girl's shitstick?

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Shitsticker

when you need to swear but children are around but you still swear but make not sound like a swear

Person1: Ah, shitstickers
Person2: what
Person1: there are children here

by thechidlerwhoswears March 18, 2019