Shiticide

The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.

Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.

by Fitz606 May 19, 2023

Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

shitsleeve

The inner rectal cavity immediately past the anus. The lowest portion of the colon before the sphincter.

I stuck my cock up her tight ass and reamed out her shitsleeve last night.

by Slippery Jack January 5, 2006

shitslit

Slang for sphincter/anus/rectum

Put it in your shitslit.

by Tone credit to Matt January 2, 2009

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

Suislide

When a nigga tries to murder their self.

This nigga Carter really tried to commit suislide yesterday.

by Smurkio April 22, 2021

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011