A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.
Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.
by mclayman February 26, 2010
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reply: That was quite a shensational story.
reply: That was quite a shensational story.
by pacfrompbnation September 24, 2008
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Get the Skinsational mug.She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"
While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
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Situational ethics:
Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.
That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.
That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.
by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008
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example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?
friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.
example 2:
good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?
friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.
example 2:
good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
by monelisa503 August 15, 2009
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