Shitleg

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests one or both leg openings of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's leg(s) and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

- also verb, adjective

See also shitback and shitbaby

Eliot's new, white pants were ruined, due to a bad case of shitleg.

by ochawan October 13, 2008

shitress

A skanky ass ho that loves to take shits.

Look at the chick...what a shitress

by t -.- t April 20, 2005

Are you shitreous?

A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

by perthguy April 14, 2009

shitegrity

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

Shitreich

Another way of calling someone the most retarded bitch on the planet. Or when you shit in a bag, put firecrackers in and light it on fire.

You are a Shitreich.

"I left a Shitreich on the Sam's porch last."

by William Badger March 14, 2014

Shitegeist

noun Shitposting for the Ages.

Anon's epic 4chan rant entered the shitegeist with a roar.

by Pinandpuller May 24, 2018

Shitreacting

The act of reacting to a Facebook post with an inappropriate reaction. Usually done on shitposts.

Monica is enjoying shitreacting with the cry react on all the “they did surgery on a grape” memes in Facebook groups.

by Mesialesi November 30, 2018