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shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.
Ryan is such a shitwich.
by Matt October 27, 2003
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Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.
Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!
by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010
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shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami
We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009
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Shiticism

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.
1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
by beffispro May 15, 2010
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shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else
god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is
by Astroisangry November 8, 2020
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Sling it up ‘er shitpipe

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.
Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe
by Jim That’s Him June 22, 2018
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shitlicker

an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.
That guy is a wicked shitlicker.
by nick May 6, 2005
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