shitzler

slang term for "Sizzler"

After we went to Home Depot and Target we had a steak at the Shitzler

by the bedizzler June 12, 2003

American Shitizen

An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.

American Shitizen

Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."

Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"

Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."

Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."

by IndependentForever November 2, 2009

shitzzle

one of shit

(shit +zizzle)

your mom's a shitzzle today

by Joseph Pepler December 4, 2004

Shitizen

Noun. A person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the English language and its basic conventions.

John Oliver was wise to encourage shitizens to petition the White House to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.

by King Xavier September 2, 2014

shidizles

A word inferring superb awesomeness or great amazingness. A word that gives much importance to an item.

Bob: I just won 10,000 dollars.

Tom: That's the shidizles.

Jerry: This car is the shidizles.

by UncleDeath585 March 30, 2009

shiticle

1 - A shit recepticle. A toilet.

2 - Someone being used by someone else to dump all of their problems and worries on. Usually too nice to stop this from happening.

Person 1 - So yeah, she was crying to me on the phone last night. I stayed up all night with her.

Person 2 - Dude, you are such a shiticle.

by Someone who is very kewl December 31, 2009

shitzzle

comes from shizzle and shizzle to emphasize the shit that is going on

wow, what for shitzzle is going on in 2020

by ChrisV86 October 27, 2020