shitscape

Runescape. It's a game made by Andrew something. IT SUCKS. IT SUCKS ASS. Bad Graphics. Bad Lag. Cheaters, and sfcking cheesy. DO NOT PAY for this game unless you want to be consumed by it. It's bad for you. Play some Counter Strike or something

Runescape is fucking SHITSCAPE.

by RUNESCAPE SUCKS January 2, 2006

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015

shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs

"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.

by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017

shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015