Shituation

A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!

by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009

Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.

"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.

by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

sinflation

When a business makes their prices ridiculously high to make maximum profit on something cheap.

Mike: "It's $70 per person for a game of mini golf."
Me: "$70?! Sounds like corporate sinflation."

by BusanSoyle January 17, 2021

shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

Shitsuation

Simple. A Shitty Situation.

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."

by S313xo1 November 7, 2009