shitbrain

annoying person/thing/animal in an affectionate way.

odi the dog and roger the bunny are shitbrains. Rob is a shitbrain, I am a shitbrain.

by Natalee August 11, 2006

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

sea shitheads

Boat ramming, black clad, sea faring idiots who are going to get somebody killed because they can't handle their boats. Led by Paul Watson they are into ramming, not sending distress calls when their own boats are damaged and endangering their own crews, endangering anyone who happens to be in the same area of ocean as they are, incompetent ship handling, and explaining it all away as "for the cause" which they disgrace by associating with it. Occasional tool of the Australian government who likes that they press other nations in international waters, and back Australia's false claim to them, in exchange for free harbor in Australian waters. Not too fond of the United States Coast Guard, unable to even get Prius buyers behind them using wiser conventional means of protest. Like to throw stuff and shine lasers in eyes. Don't like independent documentation of their action, which is why they kicked Animal Planet cameras off their ships. Once appeared on South Park.

"They rammed a tanker doing an underway refueling at sea, risking lives and an oil spill? What a bunch of sea shitheads!"

by DaveHP35 October 3, 2013

stupid fucking shithead

An ignorant person who you think is dumb/arrogant in general.

(stupid-dumb fucking-emphasizes the stupidity in this situation shithead-an arrogant person

Oh my god, Brad is such a stupid fucking shithead. He just stuck the plug from a toaster up his ass...

by MonsterMc May 26, 2017

shitbreather

something of inferior quality or a person or pet worthy of little regard

Tahoe (pet dog), stop pissin on the rug you little shitbreather!

by Benjamin Giggles January 27, 2003

shortbread fever

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008

Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003