sutherland shire. A hinterland in which normal aussies, pride of their culture, reside in the phantasmagorical surroundings. We are free of any predicaments other parts of NSW endure such as lebs and drity westies. We won't stand for gangs on our beaches bashing life guards, stealing peoples property and kicking sand at innocent families. we don't care how other districts describe us because we all know that there are only two types of poeple. Those who live in the shire and those who want to live in the shire. SUTHERLAND SHIRE RULES.
(non shire person)- those hobbits never leave the shire.
(shire resident)- one, we don't need to leave the shire. two, we don't care what you say. and three, i know your jealous of the shire
(shire resident)- one, we don't need to leave the shire. two, we don't care what you say. and three, i know your jealous of the shire
by Jozza and i also shitt gunpowder July 19, 2006
by The Smiths August 09, 2006
by Bartjuh June 10, 2004
Term that is generally by my one nighters and Hos to describe my bed room. This term has been copied from me because of its alluring ability on the women. A key example of this is that new Asian comedian on Comedy Central. But thats alright, cause there is no place like "The Shire".
Please note: Gnomes in your Shire is a preference.
Please note: Gnomes in your Shire is a preference.
by Mocco April 07, 2008
A shithole which consist of ugly bogans who surf on the daily and eat party pies and sausage rolls for breakfast, lunch and dinner. These gronks have no sense of culture and are as dumb as dog shit.
Bogan 1: Oi Mate lets tear up the shire tonight with some shielas !
Bogan 2: Yeah mate how many durries you got ?
Bogan 1: As many as I can count (6 durries)
Bogan 2 : FUCKEN OATH CUNT ILL SEE YOU AT THE SURF CLUB
Bogan 2: Yeah mate how many durries you got ?
Bogan 1: As many as I can count (6 durries)
Bogan 2 : FUCKEN OATH CUNT ILL SEE YOU AT THE SURF CLUB
by Nick_7 June 01, 2018
The act of showering in raw sewage. It consists of shit, piss, and other disgusting bodily excrements.
1. Yo brahh, somethin is up with the sewage system. I just went to take a shower and got shired on.
2. When I was takin a piss, someone tipped the porter potty and I was shired in shit.
2. When I was takin a piss, someone tipped the porter potty and I was shired in shit.
by And What? April 24, 2011
When you attempt to crack a nang at kick ons but end up having a blow out. Often leading to an embarrassing and disappointing release of gas while getting roasted by the fellas.
Ah sorry bro, I just shired the last nang. My bad bro.
Brooooo you just shired all over me!
There is nothing worse than trying to woo a lady and then doing a loud shire in front of them.
Brooooo you just shired all over me!
There is nothing worse than trying to woo a lady and then doing a loud shire in front of them.
by Houdini hears a Who October 23, 2019