hokuto shin-ken

v. Originating partly from ken and partly from a fictional martial art called Hokuto Shinken, featured in the anime series "Fist Of The North Star".

1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.

2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken

Shitting in Mr T's bin would have been bad enough but I did a hokuto shin-ken which not only meant that I had to wipe my arse up his front door, but the smell also killed his geraniums.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.

Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!

by Shorty September 20, 2003

shiny knob

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018

shin knuckle

A person's ankle

I sprained my shin knuckle playing ball.

by CaliMom95 August 1, 2023

Shane Kavenaugh

Someone who is very antisocial. A weirdo. Doesn't speak in social situations.

Dude why is Eryk not talking to any of the hoes?

Forreal he's being such a Shane Kavenaugh.

by xdxdxdxdxdxdx October 25, 2023

A Shin kick

Everyone know one of the most painful places to be kicked that hurts boys and girls is the shin and to call someone a ‘Shin Kick’ it means that they are so annoying that you want to kick them in the shins hard and hurt them because of their stupidity or for just being an asshole

Person 1 - Omfg, Tom’s so fucking annoying he’s such a shin kick
Person 2 - yeah mate he’s a bitch and a half

by Gavin’s crocs May 30, 2019

swine wank knob fucker

A swine wank knob fucker is someone who is always a douche. Even at their nicest they are extremely rude. Most commonly they have daddy issues and manage to Piss you off all the time

Jim at the party last night was a real swine wank knob fucker

by SwineWankKnobFucker420 January 21, 2017