Someone who has a micropenis and gets off to interspecies gay furry loli tentacle scat NTR hentai. Usually stays inside all day and takes 2 hour jack off sessions in the shower. WE ALL KNOW YOU STROKE YOUR YOLK IN THE SHOWER SHANE.
Verb: Mi dios ur actually pulling a Shane Kang rn.

Noun: 2 hour showers? His name is probably Shane Kang
by NotShaneKang April 17, 2019
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