shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

Shittiest

The superlative form of 'shitty', which in return is the adjective of the noun 'shit'.

Used to describe a place, person, object or situation that is so incredibly shitty, inferior, unpleasant, unfavorable, unfortunate, vulgar, despicable, anger-inducing, and/or mentally exhausting beyond any recognition.

The YouTube comments is the shittiest place you could ever be.

I just had the most shittiest day ever.

I can't believe the word 'shittiest' has almost no definitions in the UD.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 27, 2021

America's Shittiest

Milwaukee's Best. Beer usually drunken by underage teens who can't afford anything else.

15 yo: Hey lets get some Milwaukee's Best for tonight.

Other 15 yo: Nah. It might be Milwaukee's Best, but it's America's Shittiest. Let's get Natty Lite.

by part irishman September 19, 2009

shiftless

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.

by samuel ross August 24, 2005

swifties

People who kin and love Taylor Swift's songs

Hi, are you one of them swifties?
Ofc!

by Robloxian :> November 27, 2022

little shitties

very small, narrow, unusually thin feces, secreted either from human or animal.

Dude, I took a box of dulcolax last night and have had the little shitties now for three days.

Herb, I'm tired of cleaning up the cats little shitties every week, let's get rid of it already.

by KellieV123 October 18, 2007